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Katelyn, why is your booger blue?
Said By Karen, Mother to Katelyn
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4/28/2013 5:41:15 PM
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Here's the first thing about money: we don't carry it around when we're naked and don't have pocket.
Said By eliza, Mother to Lucia
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3/31/2013 12:24:35 PM
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(after seeing a woman in a dress made of Peeps)Son: Can I eat her? She looks tasty!Dad: You cannot eat the dress of the Peeps lady.
Said By Derek, Father to Caden, the son
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3/31/2013 10:30:27 AM
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Do not use your sock as a napkin - especially when it is on your foot!
Said By Sarah, Mother to Josiah
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3/8/2013 10:09:56 AM
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brush your teeth, not your feet..or your sister
Said By Sarah, Mother to Harmony
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2/26/2013 5:08:38 PM
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brush your teeth, not your feet..or your sister
Said By Sarah, Mother to Harmony
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2/26/2013 5:02:03 PM
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Ah, the delicious smell of vomit and Vicks vaporub.
Said By Mike, Father to Wife
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2/26/2013 1:22:21 PM
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If you wanted to lick my finger, now would be the time.
Said By Becca, Mother to Jack
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1/28/2013 8:46:16 AM
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Hang on Jayden, let me get you a BIGGER gun!
Said By Tory-Lea (10yr old Daughter), Other to 11 yr friend playing xbox
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1/13/2013 4:21:23 AM
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You don't get a treat for dropping a deuce in your pants.
Said By Chris, Father to Lilly
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12/18/2012 9:22:44 AM
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