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Don't let the chickens eat your popsicle!

Said By Amanda, Mother to 6 and 5 year olds - 6/17/2015 1:18:17 AM

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You can't wrap up your old underwear as gifts for your friends

Said By Liliana, Other to Mom - 5/17/2015 9:43:27 PM

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DON'T STICK YOUR FINGER IN THE DOG'S BUTT!!!

Said By molly, Mother to connor - 1/20/2015 5:20:44 PM

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No, we're not going to play in the toilet.

Said By molly, Mother to connor - 1/20/2015 5:19:22 PM

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What the...get that....aughhhhh...not funny. NOT funny.

Said By Jim, Father to Max - 10/15/2014 2:34:45 PM

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Honey you can't put hard things in your mouth!

Said By Jenifer, Mother to Brielle - 9/3/2014 11:32:04 PM

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I've clipped your wings, now it's time for you to fly.

Said By Mom, Mother to Son - 7/22/2014 11:56:27 AM

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What's on fire now?

Said By Josh, Father to Family - 6/22/2014 1:35:19 PM

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Do NOT terrorize your sisters with your naked butt.

Said By Tara, Mother to William - 3/6/2014 9:45:11 PM

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DO NOT drop your nugget on the baby!

Said By Val, Mother to Three year old, in the car. - 2/12/2014 7:48:54 PM

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