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Katelyn, why is your booger blue?

Said By Karen, Mother to Katelyn - 4/28/2013 5:41:15 PM

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Here's the first thing about money: we don't carry it around when we're naked and don't have pocket.

Said By eliza, Mother to Lucia - 3/31/2013 12:24:35 PM

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(after seeing a woman in a dress made of Peeps)Son: Can I eat her? She looks tasty!Dad: You cannot eat the dress of the Peeps lady.

Said By Derek, Father to Caden, the son - 3/31/2013 10:30:27 AM

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Do not use your sock as a napkin - especially when it is on your foot!

Said By Sarah, Mother to Josiah - 3/8/2013 10:09:56 AM

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brush your teeth, not your feet..or your sister

Said By Sarah, Mother to Harmony - 2/26/2013 5:08:38 PM

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brush your teeth, not your feet..or your sister

Said By Sarah, Mother to Harmony - 2/26/2013 5:02:03 PM

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Ah, the delicious smell of vomit and Vicks vaporub.

Said By Mike, Father to Wife - 2/26/2013 1:22:21 PM

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If you wanted to lick my finger, now would be the time.

Said By Becca, Mother to Jack - 1/28/2013 8:46:16 AM

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Hang on Jayden, let me get you a BIGGER gun!

Said By Tory-Lea (10yr old Daughter), Other to 11 yr friend playing xbox - 1/13/2013 4:21:23 AM

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You don't get a treat for dropping a deuce in your pants.

Said By Chris, Father to Lilly - 12/18/2012 9:22:44 AM

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