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Why do you have chocolate on the bottom of your feet?
Said By Anna Kiss, Mother to Alex
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5/9/2012 9:47:49 PM
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Dude, if it scares you, don't SWALLOW it. (In reference to an alarming, and subsequently swallowed, peach pit).
Said By Beth, Mother to Owen
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5/9/2012 5:43:46 PM
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You definitely may not sit on the table without underwear.
Said By Leah, Mother to Ezra
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5/7/2012 9:22:56 AM
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The sunflowers are taking over!
Said By Ann, Mother to Daughter that was witnessing the massacre in the flower garden
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4/30/2012 9:43:45 PM
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Son: Dad, this kiwi tastes like an orange.Father: I think it tastes more like a banana. But, people taste differently.Son: I taste like salt.Father: No....I mean people taste different foods differently.
Said By Derek and Caden, Father to Son
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4/28/2012 5:39:04 PM
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Don't drown the baby. (in reference to a baby doll)
Said By Amber, Mother to 3 year old son
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4/17/2012 8:14:22 PM
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There is no subcontracting in the land of chores.
Said By Kristine, Mother to Henry
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3/25/2012 9:02:59 AM
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Take your pants out of your mouth.
Said By Mike, Friend to Jack
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2/27/2012 10:57:18 PM
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how did you get ketchup on the ceiling ?
Said By zoilo, Father to alexander
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2/9/2012 9:18:19 AM
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"I think it would be best if you don't wipe your nose on the fruit."
Said By Albert, Father to Henry
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1/27/2012 8:44:20 AM
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