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Why do you have chocolate on the bottom of your feet?

Said By Anna Kiss, Mother to Alex - 5/9/2012 9:47:49 PM

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Dude, if it scares you, don't SWALLOW it. (In reference to an alarming, and subsequently swallowed, peach pit).

Said By Beth, Mother to Owen - 5/9/2012 5:43:46 PM

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You definitely may not sit on the table without underwear.

Said By Leah, Mother to Ezra - 5/7/2012 9:22:56 AM

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The sunflowers are taking over!

Said By Ann, Mother to Daughter that was witnessing the massacre in the flower garden - 4/30/2012 9:43:45 PM

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Son: Dad, this kiwi tastes like an orange.Father: I think it tastes more like a banana. But, people taste differently.Son: I taste like salt.Father: No....I mean people taste different foods differently.

Said By Derek and Caden, Father to Son - 4/28/2012 5:39:04 PM

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Don't drown the baby. (in reference to a baby doll)

Said By Amber, Mother to 3 year old son - 4/17/2012 8:14:22 PM

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There is no subcontracting in the land of chores.

Said By Kristine, Mother to Henry - 3/25/2012 9:02:59 AM

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Take your pants out of your mouth.

Said By Mike, Friend to Jack - 2/27/2012 10:57:18 PM

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how did you get ketchup on the ceiling ?

Said By zoilo, Father to alexander - 2/9/2012 9:18:19 AM

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"I think it would be best if you don't wipe your nose on the fruit."

Said By Albert, Father to Henry - 1/27/2012 8:44:20 AM

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