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Honey you can't put hard things in your mouth!

Said By Jenifer, Mother to Brielle - 9/3/2014 11:32:04 PM

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I've clipped your wings, now it's time for you to fly.

Said By Mom, Mother to Son - 7/22/2014 11:56:27 AM

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What's on fire now?

Said By Josh, Father to Family - 6/22/2014 1:35:19 PM

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Do NOT terrorize your sisters with your naked butt.

Said By Tara, Mother to William - 3/6/2014 9:45:11 PM

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DO NOT drop your nugget on the baby!

Said By Val, Mother to Three year old, in the car. - 2/12/2014 7:48:54 PM

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No, we don't eat the alien.

Said By Matt, Father to Son - 12/17/2013 10:44:39 AM

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Do not put your penis in the cup!

Said By Mike, Father to Eric - 12/3/2013 9:07:04 PM

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Where did this cucumber come from?!?

Said By mom, Mother to family - 12/1/2013 2:22:49 AM

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Geez where did you learn how to lick your headphones?

Said By Ronnie, Mother to Child - 11/18/2013 8:23:55 AM

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No you can't mail your sister away, let her out of that box!

Said By Danica, Mother to Child - 11/11/2013 8:57:33 AM

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