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Please don't touch my face after you just put your hands in your pants.
Said By Kaylee, Mother to Sully
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6/16/2013 6:07:20 AM
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My son asks: "how do they get the baby out of the belly when it's born?" his dad answers: "the mommy poops it out of her butt" (my son now likes to say to all of his cousins "you know your mom pooped you out of her butt, right?")
Said By Jeff, Father to Riley
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6/16/2013 5:57:25 AM
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If I find one more fruit snack on the floor I'm never giving you food again!
Said By Kaylee, Mother to Landon and Sully
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6/16/2013 5:39:01 AM
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Put your shorts back on, I've seen enough weenies for one day
Said By Kaylee, Mother to Sully
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6/16/2013 5:24:56 AM
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No babe, leave that cabinet door open, those octopus beaks are really starting to stink and I wanna air it out.
Said By Becca, Mother to Jack
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6/5/2013 12:43:12 PM
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Katelyn, why is your booger blue?
Said By Karen, Mother to Katelyn
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4/28/2013 5:41:15 PM
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Here's the first thing about money: we don't carry it around when we're naked and don't have pocket.
Said By eliza, Mother to Lucia
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3/31/2013 12:24:35 PM
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(after seeing a woman in a dress made of Peeps)Son: Can I eat her? She looks tasty!Dad: You cannot eat the dress of the Peeps lady.
Said By Derek, Father to Caden, the son
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3/31/2013 10:30:27 AM
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Do not use your sock as a napkin - especially when it is on your foot!
Said By Sarah, Mother to Josiah
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3/8/2013 10:09:56 AM
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brush your teeth, not your feet..or your sister
Said By Sarah, Mother to Harmony
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2/26/2013 5:08:38 PM
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