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What did I say about putting your butt on your brother?

Said By Kaylee, Mother to Daughter - 1/30/2016 9:37:54 PM

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Hey! Those are NOT raisins! Do not eat the bunnie's poop!

Said By Katie, Mother to Daughter - 1/26/2016 5:45:59 AM

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No, honey. Spike (our dog) doesn't like it when you pet him with your fork.

Said By Katie, Mother to Amelia - 1/26/2016 5:41:17 AM

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You can pee tomorrow (after spending 30 minutes on the toilet)

Said By Kresten, Father to Son, Bertram - 1/10/2016 1:44:56 PM

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Don't put the toast in your ear!

Said By Kresten, Father to Bertram, son - 1/10/2016 1:42:22 PM

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Daughter #1 (for the 3rd time): Where are we going?Dad: "That's it! No more questions."Daughter #2: "Knock, knock."

Said By Ed, Father to Daughter - 10/26/2015 1:24:42 PM

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Don't hit the dog with the duck and go and put some clothes on.

Said By Kim, Mother to daughter - 10/26/2015 1:19:21 PM

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Please don't lick my eyeball.

Said By Heather, Mother to Daughter - 10/26/2015 1:18:18 PM

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Don't fart on your sister.

Said By Matthew Berry, Father to Daughter - 10/23/2015 8:25:22 AM

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Where is your hash brown? Did you put it in your pants?

Said By Jeremy, Father to Luke - 10/1/2015 8:23:59 PM

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