Parents Say the Darndest Things

Parents Say the Darndest Things http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/ Katelyn, why is your booger blue? http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=191 2013-04-28T17:41:15.363 Here's the first thing about money: we don't carry it around when we're naked and don't have pocket. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=186 2013-03-31T12:24:35.167 (after seeing a woman in a dress made of Peeps)Son: Can I eat her? She looks tasty!Dad: You cannot eat the dress of the Peeps lady. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=185 2013-03-31T10:30:27.997 Do not use your sock as a napkin - especially when it is on your foot! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=184 2013-03-08T10:09:56.687 brush your teeth, not your feet..or your sister http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=183 2013-02-26T17:08:38.11 brush your teeth, not your feet..or your sister http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=182 2013-02-26T17:02:03.47 Ah, the delicious smell of vomit and Vicks vaporub. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=181 2013-02-26T13:22:21.827 If you wanted to lick my finger, now would be the time. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=179 2013-01-28T08:46:16.613 Hang on Jayden, let me get you a BIGGER gun! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=178 2013-01-13T04:21:23.31 You don't get a treat for dropping a deuce in your pants. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=177 2012-12-18T09:22:44.04 Geez where did you learn how to lick your headphones? http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=176 2012-11-25T23:16:56.023 There's no reason for your fork to be touching your sock. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=175 2012-09-24T08:39:33.577 Sweetie, I don't think the snail needs his hair brushing. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=173 2012-07-26T16:49:22.213 So me and dad are watching the news about the Batman Massacre. There was a segment about how to talk to your kids about what happened, and discuss it in a way that doesn't traumatize them.News Anchor: So I just want you to understand how your kid feels, and ask them, "Hey, next time you go to the movies-"Dad: Are you SURE you want to do that? xDMe: OH MY GOD DAD, TOO SOON!Dad: Alright, alright...But next time you go to the movies, don't forget your bulletproof vest.Me: DAD!!!! TOO SOON!!! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=172 2012-07-20T19:06:26.457 There's never a reason to put your silverware on your face. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=171 2012-06-25T08:50:18.323 Did I kiss that Cheerio out of your mouth? http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=170 2012-06-11T08:43:52.917 We are not having this conversation until you are wearing underwear. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=169 2012-06-01T14:33:21.37 No, I don't want cheek boogers. I don't want any kind of boogers, keep your boogers off of me, please. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=168 2012-05-20T22:33:08.15 Why do you have chocolate on the bottom of your feet? http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=167 2012-05-09T21:47:49.23 Dude, if it scares you, don't SWALLOW it. (In reference to an alarming, and subsequently swallowed, peach pit). http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=166 2012-05-09T17:43:46.903 You definitely may not sit on the table without underwear. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=165 2012-05-07T09:22:56.65 The sunflowers are taking over! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=164 2012-04-30T21:43:45.013 Son: Dad, this kiwi tastes like an orange.Father: I think it tastes more like a banana. But, people taste differently.Son: I taste like salt.Father: No....I mean people taste different foods differently. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=163 2012-04-28T17:39:04.947 Don't drown the baby. (in reference to a baby doll) http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=162 2012-04-17T20:14:22.017 There is no subcontracting in the land of chores. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=161 2012-03-25T09:02:59.983 Take your pants out of your mouth. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=159 2012-02-27T22:57:18.75 how did you get ketchup on the ceiling ? http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=158 2012-02-09T09:18:19.517 "I think it would be best if you don't wipe your nose on the fruit." http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=157 2012-01-27T08:44:20.157 I want this booger so bad. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=156 2012-01-13T08:51:50.477 We don't pet the dog with your big sucker. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=155 2012-01-11T11:20:17.93 Are you trying to dance like mommy or are you taking a poop? http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=154 2012-01-03T12:05:25.47 Who got peed on, where? http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=153 2011-11-25T12:00:59.49 Cheese is for eating, not for rubbing on the door. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=152 2011-11-07T20:59:59.063 Don't hiss at the cat! He can sniff your couch. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=150 2011-09-28T09:14:51.01 Don't put your plate on your face. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=149 2011-09-28T08:37:22.73 Okay. So if you stay down here you can get married AND have a snack. Or you can go upstairs and just get married. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=148 2011-09-27T21:54:57.09 Close your mouth and eat! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=147 2011-09-25T11:43:15.59 She looks like a walker of the night. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=146 2011-09-23T14:46:00.353 We do not suffocate our sisters in THIS house!!! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=145 2011-09-10T01:33:20.507 Wait Lu!! Wake Up Son! You're in the laundry room.... don't pee in my dryer! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=144 2011-09-09T16:28:05.647 "Stop hitting your head on the side of the pool!" http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=143 2011-09-09T10:56:35.427 Please, do not put this toothbrush into his butt!! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=142 2011-08-31T11:06:17.92 Take the kitty out of your weiner drum! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=140 2011-08-29T14:53:28.717 If your in here you better be hurt and if the pool of blood isn't bigger than the child then i will deal with you when i get out of the shower! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=139 2011-08-29T14:11:44.5 Just go in the froggy potty. The froggy really wants you to pee on him! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=138 2011-08-27T00:38:42.107 Yogurt is NOT a finger paint. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=137 2011-08-13T22:39:25.14 Quit rubbing your pickle on your mother http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=136 2011-08-13T20:50:47.17 What did you just wipe on my pants? http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=135 2011-08-12T15:45:27.907 Stop tongue kissing your sister right now! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=134 2011-07-29T11:41:56.31 While changing the diaper on a 3 month old: What.... did you eat roast beef? http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=133 2011-07-26T16:40:22.013 Well, don't get mad at me. I didn't pee in your diaper. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=131 2011-07-18T15:25:57.357 Get your lips off the fish tank! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=130 2011-07-15T16:30:18.483 Mom: What are you eating? Son: A toe nail. Mom: What? Who's? never mind go play http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=129 2011-07-15T14:16:42.25 Please stop dumping milk on the dog. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=128 2011-07-15T13:18:42.203 Just because you're a triplet doesn't give you an excuse to be mean to your brother! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=127 2011-06-30T20:20:01.56 (while watching G.I. Joe) Son: Why do they (Cobra) have so many guards? Dad: Because Cobra has a good dental plain. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=125 2011-06-17T22:18:37.83 We're going to have to talk about socialism. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=124 2011-06-12T20:05:07.227 What... in THE HELL... is a "Lady Gaga?!?" http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=120 2011-06-10T10:31:30.837 If you don't stop whining back there I'm turning off Ke$ha! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=119 2011-06-07T17:32:21.473 I have no idea if spiders yawn when they're tired. No one has ever Googled it. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=118 2011-06-07T17:30:49.177 Please stop creating static electricity with that balloon and focus on the game. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=117 2011-06-07T09:41:59.1 Why is there bread in my pool? http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=116 2011-06-04T22:02:45.537 Who drew on my house! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=115 2011-06-04T22:02:02.507 Stop licking the trampoline! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=114 2011-05-29T18:59:55.987 I am not your plate. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=112 2011-05-14T21:40:42.337 Please take Jupiter away so I can open another present. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=111 2011-05-09T12:06:43.373 Why are his pants down? http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=110 2011-05-03T22:43:34.17 I'm only going to say it one more time...quit licking the window http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=109 2011-04-27T20:38:34.37 Do NOT squish that tadpole!...b/c he could grow up to be a prince! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=108 2011-04-27T13:13:08.54 You might think that it smells good when you pick your butt. But it's nasty, girl! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=107 2011-04-27T12:34:40.667 Stop making up words in Spanish! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=106 2011-04-25T20:16:09.917 Dont stick your candle up your brothers nose! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=105 2011-04-24T00:21:37.133 Just put it in your mouth. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=104 2011-04-23T19:53:11.713 No one wants to hear a song about poop. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=103 2011-04-18T12:14:07.92 Stop biting the dog! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=102 2011-04-18T02:45:08.09 Mom: Do you know what Presidents day means? Father: yes, today pres obama comes out of his office, and if he sees his shadow there is 6 more weeks of unemployment !! Son looks confused... http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=101 2011-04-16T19:03:29.95 Do you want some of daddy's special jelly? http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=100 2011-04-13T23:00:45.09 We don't eat our lunch with our hand in our pants http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=99 2011-04-07T23:18:04.523 Honey don't drive the car on his head. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=98 2011-04-05T08:56:11.05 No thank you, I dont want to smell your booger http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=97 2011-04-01T16:05:00.643 No you cant smush your face in my boobs http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=96 2011-04-01T16:01:54.86 Can you tie me up in bed later? http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=95 2011-03-26T13:28:57.563 Bajooming is not very shabbossy http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=94 2011-03-26T13:28:39.597 Fiona, do not lick the community cheese. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=93 2011-03-25T10:14:30.94 Yes, I think the cashier at the grocery store has a vagina. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=92 2011-03-05T17:58:35.147 Colby, stop licking the television. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=90 2011-03-04T23:16:27.567 Don't put the potty on your head. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=89 2011-03-03T19:59:05.863 what your new reindeer's name? "peanuts"...why did you name it peanuts? "because its a boy and boys have peanuts." http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=88 2011-03-01T13:45:15.33 Please, stop squeezing in mommy's breasts. I know, daddy does it too, but that's different. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=87 2011-03-01T13:02:05.377 "No no no, we don't stand on the tofu." http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=86 2011-03-01T05:29:33.203 No honey, these are dad's balls, but you can play with them if you want. (They were golf balls, I swear!) http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=85 2011-02-28T20:41:30.703 Fine, go get a knife. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=84 2011-02-20T15:19:56.817 Don't push the doggie down the steps. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=83 2011-02-10T19:32:46.03 Don't pee on your sister! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=82 2011-02-10T16:19:57.273 No, the cat doesn't want any Oreos. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=81 2011-02-10T15:36:00.103 You boys go out to the garden and dig up Barbie this instant! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=80 2011-02-04T15:25:14.157 Hey Emily! You want to go play Barbies with daddy? http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=78 2011-01-28T23:31:58.337 Maybe now you'll APPRECIATE the privilege of playing with Mr. Potato Head. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=77 2011-01-28T22:38:38.337 Don't lick the pavement http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=76 2011-01-28T17:34:19.07 Where did you get that gum? We don't eat gum off the sidewalk..because other people already chewed it and that's yuck...no, you can't keep it. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=74 2011-01-28T10:42:06.443 You can't play with your penis at school...well, the other kid's DON'T like it. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=73 2011-01-28T10:38:35.32 Honey, please don't let the dog lick inside your mouth. I don't care if he likes it. He can eat his own food. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=72 2011-01-28T10:36:20.023 No, I don't want to "taste" your booger. No it's not "good", that's gross..because it is. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=71 2011-01-28T10:33:35.243 Daddy's kind of squishy, not like a table http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=70 2011-01-09T13:25:37.85 If you could not put boogers on my sweatshirt that would be awesome. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=69 2011-01-09T13:25:16.43 Zoey you can play with that. Just let me take off all your clothes first. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=68 2011-01-04T09:52:24.68 Please don't lick the McDonald's counter. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=67 2010-12-30T00:26:01.983 We don't saw people. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=66 2010-12-18T15:24:42.39 Honey, don't lick the dog. Ok, see, now you have dog fur on your tongue. Otis doesn't taste very good, does he? http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=65 2010-12-16T08:45:55.997 The baby has to be put down! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=64 2010-12-14T22:16:53.56 You do not want dried apple sauce up your nose, trust me on this one...it is one of life's lessons better told than learned.... http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=63 2010-12-13T17:52:31.887 No syrup in your hair tonight. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=62 2010-10-26T08:53:04.78 We do not climb on barbecues! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=61 2010-10-20T13:00:32.33 Why would you lick your shoe? http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=60 2010-10-04T15:27:03.737 Get your face off of the front of the car. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=59 2010-09-20T00:18:55.85 Take the dolphin out of your vagina. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=58 2010-09-06T20:05:43.35 Stop licking the wall! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=57 2010-08-07T14:38:35.25 Please don't bite yourself...because you're not supposed to...because I said so http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=55 2010-08-04T17:46:50.973 Don't wear your rollerskates on the trampoline! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=54 2010-08-03T20:23:11.13 No, Daddy doesn't poop at the dinner table. It's not polite. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=53 2010-07-26T19:15:28.7 Honey, please don't hug the dog when you're not wearing any clothes. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=52 2010-07-21T22:11:11.537 I want to kiss your cookie face (Jack opens up and says AHHH) With closed mouth please http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=51 2010-07-19T20:22:11.927 Bend down and touch your toes so I can wipe your butt. Buddy, if we don't wipe it, it will be itchy and hurt and get on your underwear. No, you cannot wear your brother's underwear. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=50 2010-07-18T20:43:50.773 Don't put puzzle pieces on your cousin. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=49 2010-07-18T20:18:04.583 We're not leaving until you take the kitten out of your pocket. No, put the kitten back. No, he does not need a car ride. Fine, tuck him in and let's go. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=48 2010-07-17T00:28:45.057 No one is fighting any mummies until they finish their lunch! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=47 2010-07-12T12:15:15.84 We do not put our fork in our juice. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=46 2010-07-10T21:56:51.903 If we throw the zucchini over the fence then we don't get any more zucchini. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=44 2010-07-10T21:50:13.59 Don't lick your feet, sweetheart, they're dirty. Yeah, I told you they wouldn't taste good. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=39 2010-07-08T20:04:16.703 No matter how many times you try to get them over your head, the shorts are not a t-shirt. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=38 2010-07-07T12:41:17.14 You don't have to go to bed but you cannot play with the draino.... http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=37 2010-07-05T18:06:54.313 Don't worry about the decor, just pee. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=36 2010-07-05T15:01:31.577 Please don't lick the wall http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=35 2010-07-02T17:23:38.763 Get your hands out of your pants and eat your mac and cheese. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=33 2010-07-02T11:52:42.233 If you call me a "juice bag" again, you're going in time out! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=32 2010-07-01T23:14:14.093 You're not getting in my car until you take the spider out of your pocket. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=31 2010-07-01T23:07:58.437 Don't give the baby pennies. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=30 2010-07-01T21:27:50.513 Stop bossing the cat around http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=29 2010-07-01T21:26:46.373 Tinkerbell needs to stay out of your underwear. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=28 2010-07-01T18:12:58.53 Please take the hammer off the baby's head http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=27 2010-06-30T22:27:28.763 Stop using mommy's placenta as a speed bag. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=25 2010-06-29T09:40:37.39 Because it hurts when you hit me there. Yes, that’s where my penis is. I know you don’t have a penis. Because girls don’t have penises. Because they don’t. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=20 2010-06-18T22:14:49.64 You can’t call Uncle Desi a [epithet removed]. That’s kind of a bad word. Because it is. Look, just don’t say it anymore ok? http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=19 2010-06-18T22:14:08.063 Because some people are brown, and some people aren’t. No, you are not brown. No, I doubt you will be brown when you grow up. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=18 2010-06-18T22:11:24.317 Sweetie, you can’t take candy from strangers. Yes, I understand that you really like candy. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=17 2010-06-18T22:10:27.567 Guys, you need to be quiet, Daddy’s trying to rest. Because I’m tired. Yes, I was drinking beer again yesterday. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=16 2010-06-18T22:09:40.647 we talked about this jack, only henry grinds his own coffee beans, tim buys his pre-ground... http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=15 2010-06-18T17:58:45.857 Don't put your nose on the TV. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=14 2010-06-17T17:53:07.85 Let's not put our head in the teapot. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=12 2010-06-17T17:51:14.583 You already got the gross off with your mouth so you might as well eat it. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=11 2010-06-17T17:50:55.787 Please get your pacifier out of your crotch. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=10 2010-06-17T17:50:29.77 Get your hands out of his shoes. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=9 2010-06-17T17:50:05.147 Mommy stop hitting my stinky butt! http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=4 2009-11-10T22:50:58.457 No, sweetie, pee does not come from peanuts. http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=2 2009-11-10T22:37:30.75 What did I tell you about licking your brother? http://www.parentssaythedarndestthings.com/comment.aspx?id=1 2009-11-10T22:35:46.437